by Rev. Austin Miles
The Shakespearean style headline fits this classic story of Dem-wit dumbness. A faithful reader, Wellnessdoc William Doell, who sends many overlooked articles to this column, dispatched one early this morning covering the newest political issue titled–we kid you not–Pee Privilege. Get your picket signs ready. Here is the headline:
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THE NOTORIOUS NORTHERN ARIZONA UNIVERSITY NOW HAS SIGNS OUTSIDE OF ON-CAMPUS RESTROOMS THAT ASK STUDENTS TO CONSIDER WHETHER THEY HAVE “PEE PRIVILEGE.”
MilesTones would have written this headline instead: Arizona University Goes to Pot. Nah, that headline can go two ways, then again, it is appropriate since almost everything at that leftist university goes both ways.
One thing for certain. We could not sit out this latest bathroom issue. Then again, with political correctness being what it is today, we really can no longer stand it out either. As the witch in the Wizard of Oz cried out as she was dissolving, “What a world….what a world!”
In all seriousness, The Northern Arizona University located in Flagstaff now has posters outside of on-campus restrooms that ask students to consider whether they have “pee privilege.” As one of the unenlightened, this writer never gave that much thought. Peeing is something simply done at various times during the day–every 5 minutes for those on diuretics. But intellectual analysis of this function was never considered….until now, thanks to university wisdom.
Other poster are up with a DO’S AND DONT’S GUIDE, offering this counsel: “Feel like someone is in the “wrong” bathroom?” Notice the word ‘wrong’ in scare quotes. It dribbles on to command all users of the facility, “Don’t Stare!” This person is aware that they don’t fit into either restroom so they don’t need any more eyes reminding them.” So there!
Bathroom users are subtly ordered to protect the safety of any transgender there since, “gender variant people are at a high risk of verbal sexual and physical assault.” Other users must make certain that they are safe from others. Yep, recruited to be watchmen on the stall.
NOW THE REAL CLINCHER: One sign asks: “Do you have pee privilege?” Interesting, not everyone has given that a thought. The sign goes on to accuse those who DO have pee privilege that ‘they never have to think about gender identity, ability, or access when peeing. That is undeniable proof that one has “pee privilege.”
Other tips (at least for males) explains that having the ability to use a restroom without fear or concern for your own safety constitutes such a privilege–except possibly in San Francisco.
To possess the latest social malady, men must be conscious that (to) stand and pee in a urinal is anti-woman since women do not have equality to do so. Inequality means that men can aim, women cannot. So this must be changed. Here’s where the rubbers hit the road.
MilesTones offers that a possible solution would be for men to squat in the urinals so the women or would-be women would not be offended. Indeed, the ‘feminists’ now are pushing that urinals be removed altogether. THEN true equality would be in place. The only reasonable solution.
Years ago I watched my pup discover a frog in the backyard, edged up close to sniff the frog which then jumped away as only frogs can do. The pup rared back and cocked his head in amazement, seemingly wondering why he could not jump that way. But the pup didn’t start a movement demanding equality with the frog. Each life has its own distinctiveness. Even the pup seemed to realize this.
The Leftist Democrat Communist Party refers to themselves as, “Progressives,” or, “The Progressive Party.” Well they’ve certainly taken us down the road to progressiveness which shows us what progressive really means. And as the old vaudevillian said to the audience, “You ain’t seen nothin yet.”
The highlight of this story sent by Dr. Doell was the huge number of responses that followed the piece. Every wit in the world piled on….at least half of them did, and this writer laughed so loud reading them that my wife could hear me at the opposite end of the house even though I was in a closed office.
One used a term that I hate that has the equivalent to being ‘ticked’ off. It was such a perfect response that it provoked a hearty laugh despite the words used.
My favorite one was by a writer named, Bob Duckworth who stated; “Damn the Sign, Full Stream Ahead!
To see complete story as originally published with posters and reader responses that are hilarious, go to this link:
Photo Caption: Poster at Entrance of Arizona College Restroom
Photo Credit: Campus Reform
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Rev. Austin Miles, a chaplain in Northern California is a writer and historian. He is the author of Santa’s Surprising Origins, a story that received worldwide circulation and resulted in him being cast in the 2004 Hallmark Christmas Movie titled, Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus. He played the mall Santa who magically received the gift of sign language.